February 24-26, 2027
Montreal, Canada

The Bad Ideas that got a 100 Lighthouse Score

The (satire) dev news site globalGlob.dev was over-engineered to be fast, quick, performant, speedy, and to get a 100 Lighthouse score on most pages. That's at least 60 points higher than most of the internet. Engineering tradeoffs were made, like caching, compression, more caching, and compressed bundling.
We'll talk tradeoffs for performance, cost, and maximum Lighthouse. And why they were a horrible idea you should never do in a real project.

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AL Rodriguez

Duende Software

AL Rodriguez is a .NET Microsoft MVP, developer, cloud enthusiast, 3 kids in a trench coat, sometimes-blogger, and international speaker. With a background in software development, and a clear lack of self restraint, he specializes in using .NET for everything. An ASP.NET Core backend and a Blazor frontend? Check. IoT devices, Playwright UI Testing, CI/CD DevOps, or even Infrastructure as Code? Oh yeah, all C#! When not working, he's playing games, making stupid jokes, or arguing with code.

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